I hate spiders. They are probably the most evil of all God’s creatures. I know there is probably some useful purpose that they fulfill for nature, something our ecology can’t live without. But I don’t care. I wish they were all eradicated from the face of the planet. I’m actually so afraid of spiders that I scream like a little girl when I see one. So when I was working for a Sacramento roofing company and a spider crawled out from under a shingle and across my face one day, I did what any man would do. I screamed like a girl, swatted at it, and eventually fell off the roof. That hurt… but at least I killed the spider in the process.